People are on fire today.
Situation #1:Caller: So do you have anything in Europe?
Me: No, unfortunately we don't really see much in Europe.
Caller: Oh. So what about England?
Me: No, we don't really have much available in Europe.
Caller: What about Spain or France?
Me: ....No. We don't really get much in Europe.
Situation #2:Me: I have a week available August 5-12.
Caller: So...if it starts August 5th, that means it starts in August not at the end of July.
Me: .......The week starts August 5th. So it does not start in July.
Caller: Ohhhh. Okay, I see what you're saying.
::shakes head:: Humanity is so screwed...